Monday, November 12, 2007

Hi-Tech Redneck glossary

For all those cowboys (and girls) out there!

REBOOT: What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet

CELL PHONE: What you use to make yer call from prison

SERVER: That feller who doles out the beans

POINT AND CLICK: What happens when yer gun misfires

HARDWARE: Nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc

3.5 INCH FLOPPY: The droppin' of a really small cow

MICROCHIP: That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell

HARD DRIVE: A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears, and a burnt out clutch

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

These are really funny --- I'm going to have to put them on my blog....

Linda

ps the horse show with Leah looks neat!